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“Burr’s ass is so tight, that if you were to shove a piece of coal up there, in two weeks, you would pull out a diamond”
— Alexander Hamilton (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)

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marinashutup:

significant other: i love you so much

me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right

(via giggle)

parory:

hesitantpluto:

parory:

i hate my life i’m in a history class full of theatre kids and this week we’re learning about alexander hamilton and

the theater kids fucking killed her before she could finish making this post

they strike me right between my ribs

(via skarosdrones)

dubvictor:

Imagine Spock telling Jim, “I love you,” but just once, because repeating himself would be illogical, not to mention insulting to Jim’s memory capabilities.

Months later, Spock is dealing with something that he won’t share with Jim because it’s emotional, and that makes it shameful. Spock is distant, and Jim is beginning to wonder if Spock’s feelings have changed.

After weeks of being shut out without explanation, Jim finally breaks, bitterness ripping the words from his lips:

“Do you love me,” Jim says, “or was that a shameful emotion you managed to overcome?”

And Spock realizes that sometimes, it’s okay to repeat yourself. Sometimes it’s necessary.

(Source: snowqueenvictor, via thirstforfirth)

karamanero:

why support whitewashed garbage when these perfectly good gems exist the last one came out LAST YEAR there is no need for whitewashed remakes.

“Death Note” - 2006

“Death Note 2: The Last Name” - 2006

“L: Change the World” - 2008

“Death Note: Light up the New World” - 2016 (not subbed or dubbed yet, but raws can be found)

“Death Note: New Generation” - 2016 [Hulu Miniseries] (not subbed or dubbed yet, but raws can be found)

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earlgreytea68:

the90swerentreal:

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

imagine ur otp

(via skarosdrones)

People: *laughing three blocks away from me*
Me: It's me. They're laughing at me…
Accidentally lit paper mache skull on fire.

knitmeapony:

evilsupplyco:

PRO: neat flaming skull!

CON: studio might burn down

I’m picturing you typing this like

image

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aviculor:

gomjabbar:

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.

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c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

(via giggle)

Most iconic moments from Beauty and the Beast (2017)

thepirateandtheprincess:

  • Le Fou trying to spell Gaston - G-A-S-T-i think there’s another T but it’s occurred to me I’m illiterate and have never attempted to spell it before wow this is hard 
  • Belle turning down Gaston’s dinner invite and he’s like “Oh, you’re busy” and Belle just says “No” like bitch apply cold water to your burn.
  • Cogsworth’s wife turning up at the end and him wishing he could turn back into a clock
  • Beast’s “makeover” to impress Belle- that makeup though 
  • “Have you thought about growing a beard” and that grOWL AFTERWARDS
  • Ewan McGregor and his terrible French accent
  • Beast literally taking Belle doWN with that big ass snowball 
  • HAHA WHAT WEST WING THERE IS NO WEST WING WE’RE GOING TO THE EAST WING OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE ONLY WING 
  • Those three women that keep pining over Gaston turn up and Le Fou leans in and stage whispers “Never gonna happen” 
  • Those three dudes getting Schuyler sister makeovers and the third one owning it
  • Everyone forgetting about Gaston at the end like did his corpse disappear or is it laying on the grounds somewhere and everyone just left him to rot
  • Le Fou trying to comfort Gaston by telling him to think back to the war where he killed all those dudes
  • Maurice: Hey look a nice meal thank you kind person. Maurice: A FUCKING TALKING CUP WHAT AM I HIGH I’M LEAVING GOODBYE
  • Le Fou being concerned that the castle has ghosts when a literal beast lives in it
  • The Beast giving Belle a library just to prove she has horrible taste in literature
  • “Have you read all of these books???” “No, some of them are in Greek” and Belle being all “Was that a joke are you trying to joke omg”
  • Gaston being French and having no clue what Je Ne Sais Quoi means
  • Gaston complimenting himself in the mirror like “you are the most beautiful I’m not done with you yet”
  • MR POTTS AND MRS POTTS AT THE END THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG
  • Disney actually acknowledging that not all relationships are between one white male and one white female like there’s love all over the place in this movie BLESS 

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me as a pilot

memeufacturing:

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

(via giggle)